I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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