3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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