I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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