I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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