you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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