Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
