Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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