It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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