And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
