please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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