we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
