we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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