Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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