I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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