You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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