i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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