Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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