I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It's never too late to be topless.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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