No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
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twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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