3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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