Christians are straight up FREAKS
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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