He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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