what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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