And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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