What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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