let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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