I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
only you would photoshop your dick
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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