Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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