if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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