Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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