Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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