Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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