what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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