Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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