just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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