Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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