WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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