Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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