is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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