I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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