i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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