break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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