Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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