i just google imaged poop.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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