Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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