weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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