After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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