Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I will pee on everything he values.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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