"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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