Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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organizing the empties. That sober.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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