doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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