His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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