I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Just invented taco cereal.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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