I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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