I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
